Sometimes. Is the government like your babysitter or something? [–]x0_Kiss0fDeathMasshole (living in the UK) 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). Fuck yeah. Green apple Jolly rancher is gross. I'm guessing for the same reason you can't buy a pump shotgun there. The only kind I like are the S'mores flavor, but everyone tells me that they're bad for you. Keep this short, 250 characters or less. Here's the last time (and reason) I had Pop Tarts: In the part of New England I lived in, you could get a few days' advance notice of big blizzards. If true that's pretty disturbing that the government decides that for people. While I disagree with it I can at least respect the idea of free education with strict requirements. Obviously train and see what you can do but a 30 mile training run is not the same as a 100 mile race. They didn't have brown sugar flavor, by far the most popular. So is this how it feels to Europeans for kinder eggs to be banned in the US? [–]PolkaDotAscot 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (0 children), [–]fdsldlhk 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (5 children). I'm showing this to my mom. And only specific flavors at that? Kids used too, sometimes teens....I wasn't allowed as a kid. People do eat them because they're convenient. That's just humiliating, in my opinion. [–]Jdm5544Illinois 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (4 children). Do not comment on a thread if you came here from a comment linked in any other subreddit. My guess for why they are in movies/shows a lot: they aren't unusual, they aren't distracting from what is going on, and they don't require anything but hands to eat, and can be eaten while walking around or whatever. An unopened package of Pop Tarts will last approximately 6-12 months past the printed date. A pop tart consists of a rather plain casing containing some delicious filling, with a yummy topping on the top of it! You don't need to stop them. A community about delicious Pop-Tarts toaster pastries. If you’re me, then which one of us just grabbed my wife’s butt? Done it on lots of 4hr+ solo runs. For breakfast or at any other time. [–]BoilerButtSlutIndiana/Chicago 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children). Do Americans actually eat pop-tarts for breakfast? [–]BluStreak94Philiadelphia 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). Only if I'm really in a rush, but I almost always have better options, thank God. Members. I used to give my friend a ride to high school. Yes. [–]Tdavis13245Colorado 34 points35 points36 points 2 years ago (6 children), [–]The740Not a Buckeye 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (4 children). Give them a try. [–]NorwegianSteamMA->RI/Mo-BEEL did nothing wrong -- Silliest answer 2019 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children). Kids have them every so often as a treat. I'm lucky to still have all my teeth. I doubt someone eats them everyday for breakfast...... but me personally, I’ll buy a box every once in a while. I'm finding it hard to consume enough healthy food to meet the calorie requirements of running 30+ mpw. We get them for the kids once a year or so as a "treat", usually around Christmas - we'll let them eat sugary cereal and poptarts and shit like that. [–]Battlespike1066 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). Pop-tarts are more of a children's breakfast snack, though adults sometimes partake in them as a treat, much like a cookie or fig newton or something. but they were banned by the health department pretty quickly. If you don't mind the obscene amount of calories, make a sweet batter, dip a cinnamon roll pop tart and fry it. [–]Jdm5544Illinois 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children). My uncle puts butter on them so they're less dry. [–]noiwontsharemyfriesIt's so hot, we're all gonna die. Pop tarts, if unopened and stored properly, can last 6-12 months beyond their "best by" date according to our explanations below. Pillsbury also now sells these awesome things if you want to get extra fancy. Did you eat them pre or durring your run? Questions requiring legal expertise should be directed to one of the legal subreddits. [–]Enzo-UnversedWeedland 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children), [–]JakeTheCake714California 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). I’m about to blow your mind dude...there are people who butter their pop tarts. The Pop-Tarts World store opened its doors August 10, 2010 and closed not long after. [–]FireandIceBringerNew Jersey 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). And, yes, Pop-Tarts. Well she called me one morning to tell me not to pick her up because she wasn't going in that day. [–]PolkaDotAscot 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). All fats are not created equal. [–]1337b337Massachusetts 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child). If so, why is it in specifically barbershops that people hang out like that? I'll eat a pack of them every week or so, and only the Wildberry flavor, [–]KudzuKillaWar Eagle 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). They didn't have icing, and it was just pastry with a sweet jam designed to be quick out-the-door breakfasts for kids on the way to school. Same here. No brown sugar pop tarts?! View entire discussion (137 comments) 8.6k Yeah, there was a spell between about 5th and 8th grade where I ate Pop-Tarts for breakfast. An opened package of Pop Tarts will last approximately 1-2 weeks. BEFORE YOU SUBMIT a question to /r/AskAnAmerican, please make sure your post follows the guideline: Moderators reserve the right to request that submitters rephrase and resubmit a question. And that's a part of the reason I'm opposed to more services being provided by the federal government. Also, note that one original chocolate Tim Tam cookie ("Australia's favorite!") That is a travesty. [–]halfback910 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children), they were banned by the health department. sure. 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). Orange Crush was surprisingly tasty. I love that particular chocolate, but wished for something a bit different. (Seriously, one word: quesadillas. You can buy other flavors in specialist candy stores sometimes. [–]NorwegianSteamMA->RI/Mo-BEEL did nothing wrong -- Silliest answer 2019 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (1 child), The consequence of taking away loans for it would either be. I never even liked them much as a kid, so dry. They're basically the same, nutrition-wise, when you consider that the Pop Tart is more than twice the size (52g vs. 22g) of the Tim Tam. I eat relatively healthy and try not to stuff myself or eat too much sugar because it makes me feel crappy. Though I prefer a savory breakfast. Hell of a way to break the seven year dry spell. They're popular in mountaineering - compact, easily packaged, high calorie. [–]NorwegianSteamMA->RI/Mo-BEEL did nothing wrong -- Silliest answer 2019 120 points121 points122 points 2 years ago (25 children), [–]tunaman808 96 points97 points98 points 2 years ago (2 children). Maybe that's the argument I'll use next time some kid at my college tries to explain why the government should pay for his history of 14th century Asian art degree. However, the FDA might be changing its tune. The if being: enough protein, enough fat, enough minerals and vitamins. Poptarts are a quick, sugary, and junk food type breakfast. I mean, I get they cost like $13 a pack for you, but why the warning? My ex had an awesome one: a soda can on its side that had an "awning" cut out of the side, with a little frog in a lounge chair chilling underneath it. [–]The740Not a Buckeye 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). Filter by flair 💬 Discussion 🖼 Picture 🎥 Other 🎥 Video. I prefer cereal or a banana to start the day. [+]knittedbreast[S] comment score below threshold-16 points-15 points-14 points 2 years ago (10 children). Breakfast, lunch, dinner... Meh. Now, let's look at a pop tart. It was all about saving McDonald's money, but if the public perceived them as "healthier", all the better. I’ve had one for breakfast before but even as a kid I knew it wasn’t a good breakfast. I don’t think many people eat them for breakfast. The comment about the filling being a thin film is dead-on. [–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (4 children), [–]ScramblesTDFlorida Man 22 points23 points24 points 2 years ago (3 children), [–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (2 children), I'm pretty sure they're ruled by kangaroos, [–]Jdm5544Illinois 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (1 child). I can't find any confirmation on that are you sure its not a myth?. Please refer to the Wiki for a more in-depth explanation of our rules, Please Read the Reddiquette BEFORE you post or comment. Honestly, I can probably count on one hand the number of times my kids have had them, and never as a breakfast. I would say they are generally eaten by a few groups: Teenagers/Kids occasionally as something tasty. Do not answer your own question in the text box. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Also, there are more McDonald's and Hungry Jack's (Burger Kings) than you can shake a stick at in Oz. Social media users began posting pictures of foods synonymous with their state sandwiched between two Pop-Tarts, claiming you're not from [state] if you don't eat a Pop-Tart [as pictured]. Why are Pop Tarts bad for you? But for a desert of special treat? Do Americans actually eat pop-tarts for breakfast? [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children), [–]loveshercoffeeDes Moines, Iowa 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children). Despite the stereotype of an all-American breakfast with eggs, bacon, sausage and pancakes the reality is that when the kids need to be on the bus in 10 minutes you don't have time for that stuff. Kids might get them once in awhile and college students probably have them sometimes. I take one on every long run. Like everything related to "health"... there's an easy answer and then 75 exceptions. Shanahan, however, recommends ditching Pop-Tarts altogether, opting for a healthier, homemade alternative, instead: Sprouted grain toast with real butter and almond butter or macadamia nut butter. Do you have questions for Americans, about American culture or anything at all related to the United States and its people? Treat the poster of a submission or comment you are replying to with respect and civility. Total noob question here. [–]IrianJayaMassachusetts 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). Dec 20, 2012 - Explore The Impulsive Buy's board "Pop-Tarts", followed by 2402 people on Pinterest. My dad was a big stickler for having too much sugar so we weren’t allowed to have any sugary cereals, and if we had a pop tart we were allowed one and not very often. © 2020 reddit inc. All rights reserved. [–]jimmydanielle 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). Also, an apple has more sugar than a Pop Tart. I don't eat poptarts regularly and probably haven't had one in the last three years, but man did a poptart feel like a great idea late in that run. Dip in coffee. I usually stick to my three favorites: S’mores, strawberry, and cookies and cream, [–]jck30US of A 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago (0 children), Yes they’re real and yes they’re delicious, [–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (6 children), [+]RiddleRhinoUnited Kingdom comment score below threshold-7 points-6 points-5 points 2 years ago (5 children), Says someone whose country banned a snack food, http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/21/easter-reminder-kinder-eggs-banned-in-the-united-states/, [–]Destr0pColumbus, Ohio 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (4 children). American orange juice maybe. [–]machagogoNew York -> New Jersey 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (5 children). I certainly do not eat them. So if you eat Pop-Tarts with any regularity, you can probably expect your body to pop in one way or another some time soon. They just weren't popular and were (mostly) discontinued in 2005. Pop Tarts are commonly known as "breakfast on the run" and most popular with kids. Films and television show Poptarts a lot because they are easy to carry, a fast food for people to make, and an easily identifiable brand. Seriously, though, most people don't eat them often if at all. [–]ItsPronouncedMo-BEELFlorida 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (1 child), [–]NorwegianSteamMA->RI/Mo-BEEL did nothing wrong -- Silliest answer 2019 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children), [–]Mega_DragonzordIndiana 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child). [–]ItsPronouncedMo-BEELFlorida 17 points18 points19 points 2 years ago (5 children). The generic chocolate ones are good if I'm in the mood tho, [–]TheJokersChildNJ, NY and now Pennsylvania 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children), banned by the health department pretty quickly. [–]CupBeEmptyRI, ME, OH, IN, IL and a few others 20 points21 points22 points 2 years ago (0 children). r/nostalgia. I like trying some of the wackier flavors to come out just for kicks. Surely, you all are aware of the oddity called the Pop-Tart. I do. Source: But it's not much different than having a croissant or a baguette with butter and jam imo. You rip that sucker open and you have that ruby red inside. Hey, we were making fun of people like you higher in the thread. I bought 2 packs of Kellogg's chocolate Pop Tarts for my family's breakfast and we all hate them! Everyone has probably had them at some point in their lives, though. Spread ½ cup (72 grams) of ice cream on top of each pop tart. I realize its not great now but at the time it was my go to! [–]CrimsonEnigmaTennessee 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (3 children). I go to work late so I only need a sugar rush to last like 2 hours before lunch when I get a proper meal. I buy them in bulk from Amazon so they're very cheap. Apr 3, 2020 - Explore , fuck you's board "Pop tarts" on Pinterest. 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